Lazy blogger

So I should probably say this up front some where. I am a lazy blogger. I just pretty much assume no one is reading this so if I do blog it is really just for my own benefit. Couple that laziness with the fact that I am a procrastinator and shit takes forever to get done around me. It's amazing that most days I even shower. I think I still owe my high school English teacher, Mrs. Blount, a book report.

Since I have last blogged spring has come, I have gone to New York and back, I won $100 from ebay, I managed to catch a cold that will not be defeated and the dog has picked up the lovely habit of sitting in the window to howl at neighbors. In the dog's defense he really only howls at little kids in wheelchairs and other dogs. Thank God he is quiet when the orthodox Catholics from the nearby church walk around our block singing. I was worried about the scene he might create but it seems at least he has respect for his maker cause Lord knows he only has respect for me when I am dangling a piece of cheese in his face.

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